Monday, February 21, 2011

Laffy Taffy Lutheran Church

This week's message at the neighborhood ELCA Church of the Lighted Sign:

WHO MADE COFFEE IN BIBLICAL TIMES? THE HEBREWS

This is like the mutant lovechild of Laffy Taffy candy wrappers and those religious-themed "Testamints" that circulated a while ago. Could the level of Lutheranism's evangelistic outreach sink any lower? They should add a Surgeon General's Warning: THIS CHURCH ROTS YOUR TEETH...

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